Why does my 1 year old always smell like a foot?
Why does he insist on sticking his fist down his throat until he gags?
Why is he waking up at 5 am and turning on the light?
Why am I not independently wealthy?
Why wouldn't you flush a public toilet?
Why has my tolerance for ignorance and stupidity at an all time low?
Why are people so surprised by Lance Armstrong doping? Are we that desperate to believe in something, anything?
I wonder if the house in East Atlantic Beach with all the clowns in the windows survived the hurricane.
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